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NORMANSCRISMUS by ~norman2:iconnorman2:





hawlee
misoltow
treas
presants
famlee
peese
luv
presants
charetie
presants
presants
am i mising sumthing?
how did this awl begin
wat duz this holedae
meen?
never mined look at all tha presants

presants
preasents
presenz
pretends

a seeson of desepshon
of plesent lys
so cute wen we fule children
wat hapens wen thay find owt tha truth?

wat is tha truth?

never mined look at all tha presants

presants
preasents
presenz
pretends

look at tha presants

presants
preasents
presenz
pretends

stand in aw of tha presants

presants
preasents
presenz
pretends

its all abowt tha presants

presants
preasents
presenz
pretends

you no its sumthing deaper
pretend you no wat it meens

or just enjoy yur presents

presants
preasents
presenz
pretends

and eet turkey or ham
watever you eet evry yeer this tym
and i well call you nayber
and ride yur slay

wen the nite is silent a baby is born
that duznt cry wen thare ar lowd sownds
and sheperds bring presants too
becawse He is speshal

who pepol well always argyoo abowt
and uthers well ignore
but many well celebrate the holeday anyways
to get presents

spend so much muney to corprit giants
tha walmarts and tha stapols
tel you you neid them or you cant have crismas
maybee thare rite in yore case

but stil we can make snomans
ringing bels in a slay with wun horse
and the snoman can mary us
and well roste nuts on tha fire
and carel in tha sno
becawse crismas wil not be crismas withowt you or capitolism or withowt sno or withowt desepshon

or duz it have sumthing to do with cris?  
©2003-2009 ~norman2
:iconnorman2:

Author's Comments

i wuz thinking abowt crismas mom is making cookys and i got a speshal presant fore my cat norman. mery crismas evryone i have to go gather arownd the piaono and sing with uncol tery

Daily Deviation

Given 2004-12-25

NORMANSCRISMUS by ~norman2

It's Xmas. And I can think of no better way to honor it than by offering up this phonetic present from our resident genius, norman2.

Grab a cup of eggnog that Uncle Billy spiked with Old Crow and enjoy this present. And keep your chestnuts out of the fire. (Featured by `ndifference)

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marry crismiss, norman.

I liek your words here.

My friend once told me that she hated christmas, only because she thought you should be loving and caring to everyone all year - not try to make up for not doing that on one day. I miss her. I think she was right. But corporate interests think otherwise.

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:iconinebriate:
It's really saddening, but it made me smile.
And for what that's worth, I'm happy.

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It takes me back to my childhood celebrations of Christmas, and I love it. It's really sad and nostalgic.

Only thing is, it gets a bit listy at times.

Other than that, brilliance.
:iconnorman2:
listy? how cood you say that? it is an original norman stukture. listy is my style. you dont tel pikasso he needs to make his paentings more reelistic you just say his own stile is funky. althow hes ded now and probly duznt care. but im still alive and uh... thanx fore tha coment.
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Don't get me wrong, Norman! I love you and all your works.

You should know that by now.
:iconnihilim:
Someone told me Christmas was about thanking Christ.
I noticed the presents all over, and realized: they were right.

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:iconwernstrum:
nice poem. I agree. I wanna ride my neighbour's slay.

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Waste not want not
-- The Mask
:iconwildoats:
(Christmas was her favorite time of year
she liked to give presence, you know.)




Killer.

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A picture, like a human, will speak a thousand words, and never say a goddamn thing.
:iconndifference:
Norman, you are the greatest poet DA ever had. I wish you would crank it back up again and keep dazzling me.

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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
:icongroovus:
Madonna should sing this holedae!

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