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April 1, 2013
Bring your martini and tuxedo; Dubel owe sevin by ~norman2 demands to be read out loud.
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Literature Text
Dubel owe sevin
tuckseedo on, gun at mi cide
redy for cassinow tym
cule car ritch pepol ann baibz
gunna hav a trumentuss tym
a marteeny shaykon
lots of munny to be maykon
eatin ecspenzive baykon
predy girl sudenlee taykon
gunz a blayzen
a gerl heis chasen
godda sayve her lyfe
sheez beeyoutifull like a soopermodell
sheez got eis lke pouls of wader
her scin is like porsellin
bang
...too bee cuntinyoued
tuckseedo on, gun at mi cide
redy for cassinow tym
cule car ritch pepol ann baibz
gunna hav a trumentuss tym
a marteeny shaykon
lots of munny to be maykon
eatin ecspenzive baykon
predy girl sudenlee taykon
gunz a blayzen
a gerl heis chasen
godda sayve her lyfe
sheez beeyoutifull like a soopermodell
sheez got eis lke pouls of wader
her scin is like porsellin
bang
...too bee cuntinyoued
Literature
A Sonnet in Lolspeak
~A Sonnet in Lolspeak~
Dey sez we kittehs iz not gud wif speach,
Dat we spellz bad, dun yuse teh grammerz well,
An even sumtiems dey get madz and yell
Dat we shud tawk liek normulz, tryna preech
Dere "propur" ingleesh in dere kommentz on
Teh YooToobs and such playses on teh net
Cuz dey (tho we did nothinz) wanna get
Us off teh webz. Dey's mean an want us gawn.
But kittehs dun so eesly get deterrd,
O noes, an so dey griypes and griypes and griypes
But stilz we stays and stilz we can has tipez,
An tipez in lolspeek, yoosinz ar weerd wurds.
So tho dey will complayns,
Literature
Satirical L337 speak
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Literature
Mr. Abbine Speaks
Mr. Abbine, I'm going to show you a few pictures. I want you to identify the people for me.
"I'll do what I can."
Can you tell me who this is?
"That's my good for nothing neighbor. He sits around his deck and smokes all day. Then he goes inside and probably gets high from pot or something stupid like that. I'll bet that guy is living off Welfare, the scumbag. Don't even get me started on the whore he keeps around-"
Mr. Abbine, please try to keep your answers focused on the subject. Can you identify this woman for me?
"That's my mother. She calls me three times a day to complain about how something 'isn't as great as it used to be.' I onc
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Best poem I've ever read. Deep with meaning.