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Dubel owe sevin

tuckseedo on, gun at mi cide
redy for cassinow tym
cule car ritch pepol ann baibz
gunna hav a trumentuss tym

a marteeny shaykon
lots of munny to be maykon
eatin ecspenzive baykon
predy girl sudenlee taykon

gunz a blayzen
a gerl heis chasen
godda sayve her lyfe

sheez beeyoutifull like a soopermodell
sheez got eis lke pouls of wader
her scin is like porsellin

bang

...too bee cuntinyoued
i hav allwayz luvved Jaimz Bond
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Given 2013-04-01
Bring your martini and tuxedo; Dubel owe sevin by ~norman2 demands to be read out loud. ( Featured by neurotype )
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Zulu-Xray Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Best poem I've ever read. Deep with meaning.
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Cartooniac55 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
dis iz betta dan al da oter Jomes Bund sutf iv cen n red aktuly
yu ttly dezerv dat daly diviashun

Ow, it hurts to type like that.
I'm actually kinda serious, though. I'm tired of hearing people go on and on about how "super-special" James Bond is, so seeing goofy stuff like this makes me laugh. How come nobody's done this for Dr. Who?
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R603 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AAGGHHH MY EYES!
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starlitshore Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It took me a moment to realize that this was written in some sort of English and not a foreign language.
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HoursUponHours Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol me too XDD
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AndrzejKrawczyk Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
DD for THIS!???? I have read it. I was taken aback. I got ANGRY. I've checked out the guy's gallery. I browsed his art. I laughed, cried and mused. I fell in love with his mind. Now I watch him and will do it forever.
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DragonTamerMCT Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How. The. Fuck.

Im just gonna assume this is an April Fools thing... though thats already over
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neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Asking the person who actually featured it, and not leaving comments on the artist (who had nothing to do with it), is generally a good way to find out :nod:
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DragonTamerMCT Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You have fantastic copy and paste skills
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neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a talent.
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DragonTamerMCT Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wish I had such impressive skills :C
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neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:pat:
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xlntwtch Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013   Writer
:iconcongratsddplz: ..I sinceerly hop diz will bee cuntinyoud.
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CountessPhantomhiveZ Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHA! Can't...stahp...laughing! 8D
This is POETRY!
BEAUTIFUL!!!
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GhostlyHarmony Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Best grammar in the world.
Teach me how to grammar.

Seriously though... this crap made me laugh.
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KevinDiesel Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
how in the name of fuck did this get a DD
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Asking the person who actually featured it, and not leaving comments on the artist (who had nothing to do with it), is generally a good way to find out :nod:
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Bri-ABoredPerson Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
finuly dis stuf gets wut it desrvs :)
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ryanisnasty Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Congratulations on the well deserved DD! :heart:
:huggle:
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:iconyalarof:
Yalarof Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
We meet again
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ryanisnasty Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Hm?
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:iconyalarof:
Yalarof Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Your the person I see on every dd :D
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ryanisnasty Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Oh :D
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:iconyalarof:
Yalarof Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
This is by far the best dd I've ever seen
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ryanisnasty Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I really enjoyed it, it is very clever and humuorous.
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Yalarof Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
It was beautifully written and should be read around the world
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Lady-Blue Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thank goodness, Norman, you're finally getting the admiration you deserve! :heart:
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Debinoresu Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Double O Seven

Tuxedo on, gun at my side
Ready for casino time
Cool car rich people and babes
Gonna have a tremendous time

A martini shaken
Lots of money to be makin'
eatin' expensive bacon
pretty girl suddenly taken

Guns a blazin'
A girl he is chasin'
Gotta save her life

She's beautiful like a super model
She's got eyes like pools of water
Her skin is like porcelain

Bang

To be continued..

I actually quite like this poem it's beeyoutifull
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ElderWreckage Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Kudos to you, ma'am.
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Debinoresu Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Any time
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ElderWreckage Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
^3^
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Ramones-MLP Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yuu arh en awzzum rietar
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SplashOfStars Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Mi favriite lyne haz tu bee "eatin ecspenzive baykon". It rily tuches mi hart! :iconjakelikeasirplz:
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Limelight-Night Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
me 2
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Sargon-the-first Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I haz tu agrre
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i-Moosker Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
i cry every tiem
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Jessicaraine Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I am so hppy
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SprinkleKrisKris Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student General Artist
:tears:liek dis if u crey evertim:tears:
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CRUCIFY-ORPHEA Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Professional Filmographer
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Taxies Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
thiz iz amaazin
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DaXXe Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
i use-a tu leeke-a jemes bund, boot zeen i tuuk un goonshut tu my knee, bork bork!
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ReverendAspen Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
byootefull pom, god sirr! simpy supurb!

and congrgulashuns un teh Dalee Deeveashun! u erned tiss!

:iconmedalplz:
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Zulu-Xray Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Beautiful....
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SotokuA Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Student General Artist
LOLOLOL I'm laughing so hard at this LOLOL nice job xDDD
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Yalarof Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I am thinking the same freaking thing
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KL-ypso Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think we all are!
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Yalarof Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
I think this is either an April fools thing or da is the best website ever. Or both XD
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KL-ypso Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol lets go with both xD
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Yalarof Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Agreed :icontrueplz:
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Ursedrah-Tahru Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
This actually better than most of the stupid shit that gets a DD, 10/10 would read again.
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