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November 30, 2012
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Dubel owe sevin

tuckseedo on, gun at mi cide
redy for cassinow tym
cule car ritch pepol ann baibz
gunna hav a trumentuss tym

a marteeny shaykon
lots of munny to be maykon
eatin ecspenzive baykon
predy girl sudenlee taykon

gunz a blayzen
a gerl heis chasen
godda sayve her lyfe

sheez beeyoutifull like a soopermodell
sheez got eis lke pouls of wader
her scin is like porsellin


...too bee cuntinyoued
i hav allwayz luvved Jaimz Bond
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Bring your martini and tuxedo; Dubel owe sevin by ~norman2 demands to be read out loud. ( Featured by neurotype )
Zulu-Xray Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Best poem I've ever read. Deep with meaning.
Cartooniac55 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
dis iz betta dan al da oter Jomes Bund sutf iv cen n red aktuly
yu ttly dezerv dat daly diviashun

Ow, it hurts to type like that.
I'm actually kinda serious, though. I'm tired of hearing people go on and on about how "super-special" James Bond is, so seeing goofy stuff like this makes me laugh. How come nobody's done this for Dr. Who?
ROBOCOP603 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
starlitshore Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It took me a moment to realize that this was written in some sort of English and not a foreign language.
HoursUponHours Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol me too XDD
AndrzejKrawczyk Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
DD for THIS!???? I have read it. I was taken aback. I got ANGRY. I've checked out the guy's gallery. I browsed his art. I laughed, cried and mused. I fell in love with his mind. Now I watch him and will do it forever.
DragonTamerMCT Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How. The. Fuck.

Im just gonna assume this is an April Fools thing... though thats already over
neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Asking the person who actually featured it, and not leaving comments on the artist (who had nothing to do with it), is generally a good way to find out :nod:
DragonTamerMCT Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You have fantastic copy and paste skills
neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a talent.
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